Flipping Pancakes Into Words

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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feariess:

Taylor Swift, Fearless, Speak Now, RED, 1989

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theautumnbottom:

covering this new t-swift song as soon AS MY NEW CAMERA COMES IN.

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate

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alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

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Let’s create.

Let’s create.

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

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  • me: that joke is so overused
  • tumblr:
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  • tumblr: i came out to have a good time, and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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